I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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