5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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