What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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