I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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