it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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