I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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