I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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