in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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