okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
