what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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