Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Actions speak louder than pants.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize