Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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