he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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