i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She bit a glass in half.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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