I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
