i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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