that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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