Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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