He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We left an ass print on the piano.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
