i permit you to call me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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