Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I love you.
Bad choice
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