The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I see more hoeing in ur future
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