They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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