I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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