You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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