Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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