how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The air was thick with penises
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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