Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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