Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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