He told me they were just razor bumps!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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