There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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