omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Also, beer. Big fan.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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