the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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