I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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