I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
