yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
