is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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