gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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