Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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