So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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