Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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