I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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