jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You can't special order awesome
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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