Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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