I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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