Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
