Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
