My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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