How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
