Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Someone shit on the floor
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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