so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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