theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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